Snapster, Inc. was founded in the spring of 1999 in a dorm room, by a college freshman who was tired of driving to the mall to buy one song and getting eleven others. His pet snapping turtle, Snappy, watched the whole thing from a 10-gallon tank and became our mascot, our logo, and our morale officer.

Today Snapster has 31 employees, 2 interns, 1 lawyer, 0 profits and a very sophisticated office in Redwood Shoal, California, with a foosball table, a hammock, and a refrigerator stocked with warm soda.

Management Team

Founder & Chief Turtle Officer	Dropped out of a 9 AM class to write the server. Still sleeps until noon.
CEO	An Actual Grown-Up in a tie. Previously ran a chain of mattress stores.
VP, Bandwidth	Keeps the servers running by unplugging the coffee maker at peak hours.
Legal Department	Gary. See Legal Department. Knock first.
Snappy	Mascot. Eats lettuce. Has bitten two venture capitalists.

Investors: Hump Day Ventures, Sand Hill Sandwich Partners, and the founder's uncle, who invested $500 and a minivan.

Jobs at Snapster (we're hiring!)
· Java Ninja (must own throwing stars, ironically)
· Perl Wrangler (we have one regex and nobody knows what it does)
· Server Babysitter, night shift (must love fans, the cooling kind)
· Legal Department Assistant (must bring own broom)
Stock options for everybody. They will be worth a fortune. Probably. Send your résumé by fax; our email is full.