HELP! I Can't Hear The Music!

Don't panic! The hamsters are dancing to a little MIDI tune. Try these:

1. Turn on your speakers. Turn them UP.
2. Check that your sound card works (does your computer go "ta-da" when it starts?).
3. Pioneer Navigator users: you need a MIDI plug-in. Explor-o-Matic users: it should just work.
4. Wait for the page to finish loading. There are a LOT of hamsters.
5. Still nothing? Click here to play the song directly.
6. Hum along. That is what the hamsters do.

Want it louder at work? We cannot help you with that. Please think of your coworkers.