 | Hammy The founder. Shuffles left, shuffles right, never misses a beat. Favorite food: sunflower seeds. Favorite move: the Hammy Hop. |
 | The Cheek Sisters Peanut, Pickle and Pumpernickel. Trained in kick-line at the Cage Academy of Dance. They do not take requests. |
 | Gerty the Gerbil Technically not a hamster. Nobody had the heart to tell her. Hops higher than anybody. |
 | Moonwalk Mike Wears a tiny hat. Glides backwards. Has a mysterious past. |
 | Pip A guinea pig who "popcorns" (that is a real guinea pig thing, look it up) whenever the beat drops. |
 | Twisty A mouse who learned the twist from a 1962 record and never stopped. |
 | Disco Duke Sunglasses indoors. Points at the sky. Only comes out for the Turbo Wheel Remix (and sometimes the fan club party). |
 | The Wheel Where everybody warms up. Squeaks a little. We are working on it. |