Kirk's New Home On The Real Internet
For three years I was on America OffLine. Three years of busy signals, three years of "You've Got Junk!", three years of keyword this and keyword that. Then my nephew set me up with a real Internet Service Provider and now I have a REAL homepage with my OWN address. Welcome!
![[picture of me - coming soon!]](../../../images/broken.gif){kind=small}
(my scanner is broken, real picture coming soon!)
This page plays Lobby Bossa. Click here if you can't hear it!
Things I Do Not Miss
- Busy signals every night from 7 to 11.
- The CDs. So many CDs. I built a wind chime out of them.
- Paying by the hour (I once had a $211 bill. True story.)
- People asking "A/S/L?" every 5 minutes.
- The little man running when it connects. Actually I miss him a bit.
What I Like About The Real Internet
You can go ANYWHERE. Last night I read about the history of buttons for two hours. Buttons! There is a whole page about buttons.
I have my own e-mail address now and I have been sending forwards to everyone I know. Some of them have asked me to stop. I will not stop.
My Old Setup
 The computer my nephew gave me. 133 megahertz! |
 My grandkids, who are smarter than me |
 Mittens, who sleeps on the monitor because it is warm |
Good Links
- MY FIRST HOME PAGE - cool page!
- Testing Testing 1 2 3 - great graphics
- my first web page - by April.N95
- Life After AOffL - my friend dfong42
- Free At Last! (An America OffLine Refugee) - my friend DarkFlower2000
- Yowza! - find anything on the Web
Awards This Site Has Won
Visitors since 9/10/98: 
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Last updated: 2/8/98
